

If it'd been me who'd - not made it, Major Coolidge would be talking right now to my son Jim.

Hopefully, you'll never have to experience this yourself, but when two men are in a situation like me and your dad were for as long as we were, you take on certain responsibilities of the other. We were in that Hanoi pit of hell together over five years. Motherfuckers who thought their ass would age like wine. This business is filled to the brim with unrealistic motherfuckers.The night of the fight, you may feel a slight sting.The truth is…you're the weak, and I am the tyranny of evil men. Or it could mean you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. 9 Millimeter here? He's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. See, now I'm thinking, maybe it means you're the evil man, and I'm the righteous man, and Mr. But I saw some shit this morning made me think twice. I just thought it was some cold-blooded shit to say to a motherfucker before I popped a cap in his ass. I never gave much thought to what it meant. And if you heard it, that meant your ass. Restaurants, on the other hand, you catch with their pants down. Why not? Bars, liquor stores, gas stations you get your head blown off sticking up one of them. But you know what's on my mind right now? It ain't the coffee in my kitchen. I buy the gourmet expensive stuff 'cause when I drink it, I want to taste it. When Bonnie goes shopping, she buys shit. I don't need you to tell me how fucking good my coffee is, okay? I'm the one who buys it. So pretty please, with sugar on top, clean the fucking car. I think fast, I talk fast, and I need you guys to act fast if you want to get out of this. If I'm curt with you, it's because time is a factor.

Now, little man, I give the watch to you. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass two years. Five long years he wore this watch up his ass. That's when you know you've found somebody really special: you can just shut the fuck up for a minute and comfortably share silence. There's a sensuous thing going on where you don't talk about it, but you know it, she knows it, fucking Marsellus knew it, and Antoine should have fucking better known better. We act like they don't, but they do, and that's what's so fucking cool about them. "WHAT?! Why the fuck'd you do that?!" Imma get medieval on yo' ass! ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER! DO YOU SPEAK IT!? Now, look, I've given a million ladies a million foot massages, and they all meant something. I'm trying real hard to be the shepherd." "Aw, man, I shot Marvin in the face!" Taglines "The truth is… you're the weak, and I am the tyranny of evil men. You won't know the facts until you've seen the fiction.
